if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
oh my fucking god im like crying
THIS WAS A FULL EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
Oh. My. God.
You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
boy be dumb like bag of potato