if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?